March of the Sinister Ducks
by The Sinister Ducks                                                                          

The March of the Sinister Ducks was written, performed, and recorded

by The Sinister Ducks, a band who included Alan Moore the comic book writer
and Bauhaus member David J.
It was released in 1983.
 

 

Everyone thinks they're such sweet little things
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Soft downy feathers and nice little wings.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

 

But there's a poison I'd like to administer,
You think they're cuddly but I think they're sinister.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

 

What are they doing at night in the park?
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Think of them waddling about in the dark.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

 

Sneering and whispering and stealing your cars,
Reading pornography, smoking cigars.

Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

 

Nasty and small undeserving of life.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

They smirk at your hairstyle and sleep with your wife.

Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

 

Dressed in black jackets and horrible shoes,
Getting divorces and turning to booze.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

 

Forcing old ladies to throw them some bread.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Who could deny they'd be better off dead?

Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

 

Look closer and you may recoil in surprise,
At web-footed fascists with mad little eyes.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What are they doing at night in the park?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reading pornography, smoking cigars

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They smirk at your hairstyle
and sleep with your wife

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dressed in black jackets and horrible shoes,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

web-footed fascists with mad little eyes

 

 

 

 

 

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